Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
Randomize