East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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