I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
Randomize
