i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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