that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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