You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life.
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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