i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
My vagina is officially offended.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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