i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
i drank out of a bidet.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
Randomize
