? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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