I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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