Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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