So drunk its hurt
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
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