You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I just want to make out with him forever
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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