Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Passed out watching pirates of caribbean with vodka in hand. Woke up to jenna jameson, with vodka gone.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
wow bdsm is so cute
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