GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
Randomize