Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
my dad came in to wish me a happy birthday and found me passed out in my underwear with the lights on and a plate of meat on the bed. i bet he was proud to have contributed to my creation in that moment.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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