Duck Duck Cougar?
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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