i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
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