So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
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shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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