So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
Randomize
