I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
