Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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