New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
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