Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
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