Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
Randomize
