How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
barbara walters just said penis...
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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