Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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