We're like a lot better than the average bears
I think I died a long time ago.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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