i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
it glows. i had to have it.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
I just took what could be the most awkward shit in my life, which considering my definition of awkward and my experiences shitting, is pretty fucking awkward.
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I was sitting there doing my business and the guy in the stall next to me banged on the stall and asked me how to spell picnic because he wasn't sure.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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