She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
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