I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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