the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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