I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
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