So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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