There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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