How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Apparently on the way out of the ER i asked the nurse to doggie-bag me some more morphine.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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