Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
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