This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
Randomize
