I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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