it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
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