I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
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