Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
My brain says no but my pants say off.
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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