i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
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