we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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