I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
North Korea, Best Korea!
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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