I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
The best revenge is premature balding
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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