oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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