I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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