school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
This is classic penis vs brain.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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