i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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