I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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