I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
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