I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
Randomize