I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
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