Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
God, you're like boner-b-gone
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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