How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I just woke up in my closet, wearing a pink cowboy hat and a pink thong...
I want my thong back.
I hate you tequila.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
how drunk are you?
Several
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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