On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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